wanna know how i got these scars
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
This is super adorable on soo many levels!
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
I got a couple of cool ones
Then I got a not so cool one.
(Source: lchwast, via dalaiyama)
(Source: quotecompany, via thetimpark)
“WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are comfortable with the content of this site.” *confirms* *it is actually a web page of taxes and bills. I see things about the stock market that I don’t understand. This is a truly adult site and I was not prepared*